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A good history lesson on my favorite English Word; funny as hell ;) -------- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in theEnglish language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which,just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language,"fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, bothtransitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Maryreally doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John),or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective(Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my datewith Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she'salso stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overallversatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be usedto describe many situations: 1. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?" 2. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer." 3. Resignation "Oh, fuck it!" 4. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now." 5. Aggression "FUCK YOU!" 6. Disgust "Fuck me." 7. Confusion "What the fuck.......?" 8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!" 9. Despair "Fucked again..." 10. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier." 11. Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?" 12. Lost "Where the fuck are we." 13. Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!" 14. Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!" 15. Denial "I didn't fucking do it." 16. Perplexity "I know fuck all about it." 17. Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?" 18. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?" 19. Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?" 20. Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here." 21. Directions "Fuck off." 22. Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?" It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole." It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty." It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?" It can be maternal- "Motherfucker." It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!" It has also been used by many notable people throughout history: "What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" General Custer "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic "Thats not a real fucking gun." John Lennon "Who's gonna fucking find out?" Richard Nixon "Heads are going to fucking roll." Anne Boleyn "Let the fucking woman drive." Commander of Space Shuttle "Challenger" "What fucking map?" Mark Thatcher "Any fucking idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein "It does so fucking look like her!" Picasso "How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagoras "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" Michaelangelo "Fuck a duck." Walt Disney "Why?- Because its fucking there!" Edmund Hilary "I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" Joan of Arc "Scattered fucking showers my ass." Noah "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." John F. Kennedy-author unknown=-=(this is being passed via mail lists and was submitted to me by Deadkat)

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: koolv2

Length: 02:30
Rating: 4.91732
Views: 1558233

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TheBeybladebraker (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
dont read this cause it acually works u will get kissed on nearest friday by the love of ur life tomarro will b the best day of your life however if you dont post this comment to at lest 3 videos u will die within 2 days. no uv started reading this so dont stop this is scary put this on at lest 5 videos in 143. minutes when your done press f6 and ur lovers name will apper on the screen in big letters this is so scary cause it acually works
RoRiEbOy8 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
What word begins with "F" and ends with "uck"? :P
Vottaro (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
@igotscamed1 No, it's not to create an excuse, it's to accept that you can't stop people from using a word all together and to alter the mind frames of people so that they don't get offended. Just about any words can be used in an offensive way, for example referring to someone as an "It". By making people stronger in such a way as to spare themselves from being offended by such words, you are in fact doing your best to take the power away from the words and thus lower the temptation to use them
igotscamed1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
@Vottaro Yes but sometimes it's the intent with which a word is used that's offensive, not the actual word. for example nigger is sometimes offensive, sometimes not. you're making a blanket excuse for all offensive things by blaming those who are offended
R3DN3CK393 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
fuck
venezianguy97 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Bravo Bravo
colintrent (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
"Why don't you go play hide and go fuckyourself" ... yea i tell that to people ALLL the time
pokestep (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
SENTENCE*
Trevorious2010 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
fucking epic as fuck for fucksake!
tehbrainh37 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
watch?v=ypZG2rTAKVM@ 4:06

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