Funniest Stand-Up Comedy Bits EVER!! - ROFL

Or at least this week! Watch this for the funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on chat lines, working out, planes, and meth.Seven nights a week, RooftopComedy.com records live stand-up comedy all around the world and brings you the best of it. These are our favorite jokes about chat lines, working out, planes, meth, and a bunch of other hilarious, disgusting, true stuff. I'm sure you have some hilarious jokes about that stuff too, but trust me, this is better. For more jokes that are better than yours, head over to RooftopComedy.com.Calling a Chat LineIf one chat line calls another chat line, who's the loser?As Seen in KansasHey Clem, do you suppose "LOL" means "Lots Of Livestock?"ScreamersThat scream was just pain leaving my body. The other noise was gas leaving my body.Psychological Plane RideI'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of crashing. Duh.One Tablespoon of SoupI wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth, but I might die with one.Tandem SkydivingHow about this: you be in charge of the parachute, I'll be in charge of the screaming and pants wetting?Farmers MarketCarrots: check. Peppers: check. 150 boxes of SUDAFED: check.Attack BoredomTry doing an impression of an audience who likes impressions.Offensive FeetPardon me, but is your foot growling?Comedians: Isaac Witty, Tyrone Hawkins, Chris Hardwick, Joe Zimmerman, Vince Morris, Maggie Faris, Ryan Hamilton, Ryan Fohl, Kjell Bjorgen, Robert Hawkins

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: rofl

Length: 13:40
Rating: 3.3074582
Views: 556439

Tags: funny  jokes  stand-up  standup  joke  stand  up  comedy  cow  Comedians:  Isaac  Witty  Tyrone  Hawkins  Chris  Hardwick  Joe  Zimmerman  Vince  Morris  Maggie  Faris  Ryan  Hamilton  Fohl  Kjell  Bjorgen  Robert  

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