viewyer360 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Apple Inc. decided to do an iPod touch version for kids.When they realized it would be called "iTouch Kids", they decided to abandon the idea.

venomancer54321 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Child: Dad, can I ask you a question?Dad: you just didChild: Can I ask you another one?Dad: YOU JUST DIDEPICFAIL

ipwnincodops (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

what can a hooker do that a crack dealer cant do find out if u subscribe to me LOL its funny

luiz6508 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

see the video (o bahia tem rabo preso)

OneHappyCattle (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Run!

NeffNeff02 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Who cares if they're old?If you ask me I don't see any expire-date..

sheepdog2190 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

@sheepdog2190 she doesn't bother putting any clothes on, so, she goes downstairs and opens the door. The blind man says: "You've got to congratulate me! I can see again!"

sheepdog2190 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

There is a women that wakes up and goes in a shower, 10 seconds after she gets in, the doorbell rings. So she puts her dressing gown on and goes down stairs, opens the door, and sees a nurse. The nurse says: "You've got to congratulate me, I passed my test!" So the women congratulated him and goes back upstairs, goes in the shower, 10 seconds after she's in the shower, the doorbell rings again, this time she looks out the window and sees an blind man, because it's an blind man, (part two--->)

sheepdog2190 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

@manofthesouth I got a better one,Three kids go to a park, they meet a wizard, the wizard explains to them that whatever they say whilst going down the slide, they land in a bucket of what they said. So, the first kid climbs up the ladder and goes down and says: GOLD! And lands in a bucket of Gold.The second kid climbs up the ladder and says: SILVER! And lands in a bucket of Silver.The third kid goes down and says: WEEEEE! And lands in a bucket of wee.

manofthesouth (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

A blond, a ginger and a brunette find a magic swimming pool. The genie tells them that whillst jumping, they must shout the thing they desire the most, so ginger goes forward, jumps and yells 'MONEY', and falls in a swimming pool full of money. Brunette goes forward, jumps and shouts 'DIAMONDS' and falls in a swimming pool full of diamonds. Blond goes forwards, slips on the board and shouts 'CRAP' ...