THE NEW DORK - Entrepreneur State of Mind (Jay-Z ft Alicia Keys Spoof) | grasshopper.com

http://grasshopper.com - This is a Pantless Knights tribute to our favorite entrepreneurs (who are all "new dorks"). It's a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' "Empire State of Mind," from the guys behind Grasshopper.com (thank you!). We made it because there's a new type of dork that is cooler than ever. Look at tech entrepreneurs, hipsters, Computer Science Barbie - they're all super popular new dorks! Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe!Get the FREE SONG in mp3 here: http://seedwell.com/download/T... the Jerkin Remix in mp3 here: http://seedwell.com/download/T... peter and davidthe pantless knightsCREDITS:Created by Pantless Knights / Seedwell.comProduced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia Camera by Peter FuriaLine Produced by Kimi MiloLyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter FuriaVocals by Paavo Steinkamp & Jacqueline Becker - http://youtube.com/jacquelinem... Paavo Steinkamp & Alison Mei LanInstrumental and Song Mix by Jeff KiteSpecial guest - TGIF Crew - http://youtube.com/tgifcaliLYR... Im in the blogosphere, Now I'm in the twitterverseFans get so immersed, But I'm a nerd foreverI'm the new Zuckerberg, And since my websiteI been cookin dough like a chef servin killa-bytesUsed to be the basement, Back at my mom's placeBuildin web traffic so that we could sell an ad spaceMake way for the, One man businessesBail outs finished with, White collar criminalsNew sega genesis, Entrepreneur timeMakin big plans, To dominate the onlineYeah, I'm on YouTube, this is one manSharin' google revenue, With songs on my webcamScience is the new art, Databases day to dayGeeks spreadin' sheet smarts, Hustle, make the data payI could be in Valleywag plus GeekologieTell from my avatar, That I'm most definitelyThe New Dork,Social networks - what dreams are made of, There's nothing you can't doNow you're the New DorkThis V.C. money is brand new, The geek is now damn coolLet's hear it for new dorks, new dorks, new dorksCatch me up in Techcrunch, Right on the homepageHell, I'm on Gizmodo, In a photo bout a phone crazeAnd Im up in Mashable, weekend trip to New YorkBar pitty, 1oak, parties full of New DorksNow I'm pitchin business plans, From the backs of napkansMicro-lend to Africans, Monetize KazakastanCatch me up on linked-in, Dog, C.E.O.You can see where I be, With the I.P.O.Now I'm up in skinny jeans, Now a hipster's lurkin'Used to be a reject, But now I'm steady jerkin'Now my glasses mainstream, Now the girlies eyein mePopular kids copy me, The new swag is ironyComin' from the small time, Girls couldn't find meNow I scale models, Like I climb on top of HeidiStart big trends, with tweets that I pass onYou should follow me, cuz I'm friends with AshtonCHORUSFACEBOOK http://facebook.com/grasshoppe... http://twitter.com/grasshopper... us at info[at]pantlessknights.com

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: pantlessknights

Length: 02:49
Rating: 4.868554
Views: 1282884

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