A Very Potter Musical Act 1 Part 5

Watch out! With the help of Professor Quirrel, the Dark Lord Voldemort is back from the dead and in Hogwarts! He's got an evil plan to get his revenge and his body back, but he's got to be well rested if he wants to rule the world. Now Voldy and Quirrel have to learn to live with each other if they're going to be in this situation for a while. "A Very Potter Musical" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show."As Different As Can Be" Lyrics (by AJ Holmes):QUIRRELL:You won't sleep on your tummyVOLDEMORT:You won't sleep on your backVOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:We're quite a kooky couple you'll agreeQUIRRELL:We share some hands and fingersVOLDEMORT:And yet the feeling lingersVOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:We're just about as different as anyone could beVOLDEMORT:You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to killQUIRRELL:You think that you should rule the world, I think books are a thrill!Sipping tea by the fires swellVOLDEMORT:Pushing people in is fun as wellI like folding all my tiesQUIRRELL:And you have no friends, hey thats a surpriseVOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:I guess its plain to see when you look at you and mewere differentdifferentas can beVOLDEMORT:Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! Im the darkest of lords!QUIRRELL:Im the brightest professor here, Ive won several awardsVOLDEMORT:My new world is about to unfoldQUIRRELL:You got beat by a two yearVOLDEMORT:Ill kill him this time through and throughQUIRRELL:Or you might just give him another tattooVOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:You really must agree when you look at you and mewere differentdifferentas can-VOLDEMORT:Ill rise again and Ill rule the worldBut you must help me renewFor when our plan succeedsQUIRRELL:Prevails!VOLDEMORT:Part of that world goes to youQUIRRELL:When I rule the world Ill plant flowersVOLDEMORT:When I rule the world Ill have snakesAnd goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals, a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters!(QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels)VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:When I rule the world!! Hahahaha!!!!

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: StarKidPotter

Length: 07:32
Rating: 4.9724665
Views: 2646836

Tags: Harry Potter  musical  funny  Darren Criss  AJ Holmes  Hermione Granger  Ron Weasley  Draco Malfoy  Dumbledore  Snape  Hogwarts  music  magic  Zefron  

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